
Sure, Julia looks all sweet and innocent. What her angelic little face doesn't tell you is that she harbors an evil superpower! This morning Daddy got a dose of Julia's talents. After an early morning feeding, Julia was handed over to her papa for a change. From our room next door I heard a loud squirt, followed by Mark saying "oh my god!" Julia had revealed her talent in her father's company: a 6 foot squirt of baby poop. I got out of bed to see the carnage, and sure enough, her closet door was dripping with yellow baby-poop. Keep in mind, the closet is six feet from her change table. Julia made sure that the poop also landed all down the inside of her laundry basket, her lamp, the side of the change table, as well as some boxes that were on the ground. Daddy's arm got covered too although he was too busy being grateful that his head wasn't down any lower. Several hours later we discovered that the wall perpendicular to the closet also had poop splatters over it. How does such a tiny girl manage such an impressive feat? It's superpowers I tell you! So consider yourself warned if ever you find yourself changing Julia's diaper. She's full of surprises!
HI-LA-RIOUS!!
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